Tuesday, May 19, 2009

SHIT!

That's right.  I said it.  I have succumbed to cursing on my blog.  In our first month here we consistently found insect shit throughout the house, and then as we became more knowledgeable about the local fauna, discovered that the floor candy I had been eating was bat shit.  Recently we have seen much more mouse shit on our floors and counters, and finally had to remove the mosquito net from our bed after a mouse chewed a huge ass hole through the top of it.  I guess they like this kind of material, along with pillow case material (yup, another huge ass hole in a new Ikea pillow case from the guest room), to make their nests so that they can raise more shitting little mice.
Yesterday we had a cute warbler start to visit the house.  It was singing happily and flitting from door frame to window frame.  We watched it flit in and out, perch and sing its lovely song in hopes of attracting a young hottie from the jungle to make sweet bird love to on our porch.  And then it flew into the house and shat on my exercise ball.



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